A Dog’s Pet Peeves About Humans

May 7, 2011 at 2:21 pm 4 comments

TOP TEN PEEVES

DOGS HAVE ABOUT  HUMANS

 

‘1’
Blaming your farts on me…
Not funny… Not funny at all!


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‘2’
Yelling at me for barking.
I AM A F-R-I-G-G-I-N’ DOG  


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‘3’
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out!
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


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‘4’
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!


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‘5’
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you’re not home.


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‘6’
The slight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whooooooo Hoooooooo – what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


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‘7’
Taking me to the vet for ‘the big snip’, then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

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‘8’
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


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‘9’
Dog sweaters. Hello???
Haven’t you noticed the fur?


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’10’
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who’s boss here!
You don’t see me picking up your poop, do you?

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I hope you enjoyed these irreverant looks at a dog’s point of view and his/her pet peeves sent to me via the internet. Good for a laugh, or two, or three!

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  • 1. A Dog’s Pet Peeve’s About Humans « Bailing out Benji  |  February 22, 2012 at 7:28 pm

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  • 2. BailingOutBenji  |  February 22, 2012 at 7:25 pm

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  • 3. Alice  |  May 7, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    Good job Charlie Bear; you have almost mastered a fanstatic mode of keeping your friends entertained in your waiting period of “LAA”.. Keep up the good work and i’ll see you on the flip side.
    Woof woof 2 U & Rex..
    Beaugie & Piper..

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    • 4. bjtaylorblog  |  May 7, 2011 at 2:55 pm

      Flippin’ out here Beaugie and Piper at your wonderful comments! See you both on your flip side soon too!
      Woofs and sniffles,
      Charlie Bear & Big Dog Rex

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